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«The average Southerner has the speech patterns of someone slipping in and out of consciousness. I can change my shoes and socks faster than most people in Mississippi can speak a sentence.»
«Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.»
Author: Edward Hoagland | Keywords: greet, hug, sock
«This intellectual Pearl Harbor, a real gutsy sock to the stomach.»
«I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.»
Author: Rod Schmidt | Keywords: dryer, dryers, sock, washed
«All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.»
Author: Babe Ruth (Baseball Player) | Keywords: dugout, get back, sock
«Never put a sock in a toaster.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: sock, toaster, toasters
«Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.»
«Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: fairly, sock, socks
«I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.»
«Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases, not for silly rich American women who should be learning how to darn socks»

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