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«She is a girl so I wouldn?t slap her. I would lock her in a room full of spiders and let her think about what she?s doing to the youth of America.»
Author: Brandon Boyd | Keywords: lock, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, spiders
«A slap and a tickle Is all that the fickle Male Ever has in his head»
Author: Cole Porter (Composer, Lyricist) | Keywords: fickle, slap, slapped
«Slap some keys on her and we'll have a piano.»
Author: Daryl F. Zanuck (Producer) | Keywords: keys, piano, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on
«If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: chicks, hey, kick, knit, knits, knitted, knitting, missy, sissies, sissy, slap, slapped, sweater, sweaters
«Solve it. Solve it quickly, solve it right or wrong. If you solve it wrong, it will come back and slap you in the face, and then you can solve it right. Lying dead in the water and doing nothing is a comfortable alternative because it is without risk, but it is an absolutely fatal way to manage a business.»
Author: Thomas J. Watson (Entrepreneur, Founder) | Keywords: alternative, come back, doing nothing, manage, Right or Wrong, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps
«Never slap a man who chews tobacco.»
Author: Willard Scott | Keywords: chews, slap, slapped, tobacco
«Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.»
Author: Katharine Hepburn | Keywords: belt, belting, belts, belt up, feather, head, slap, slapped, slapping, slaps, slap on, sledgehammer, wrist, wrists
«CURSE, v.t. Energetically to belabor with a verbal slap-stick. This is an operation which in literature, particularly in the drama, is commonly fatal to the victim. Nevertheless, the liability to a cursing is a risk that cuts but a small figure in fixing the rates of life insurance.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: belabor, cursing, cuts, cut rate, energetically, fixing, insurance, liabilities, liability, nevertheless, rates, slap, The Victim, verbal
«It is so easy to give a naughty boy a slap, overpower him in an instant, and make him obey, that in this world of hurry and distraction, who can possibly spend time to wait for the slow return of his reason and the conquest of himself in the uncertai»
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson (Essayist, Lecturer, Poet) | Keywords: conquest, overpower, overpowered, overpowering, Return Of, slap
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