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«The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning»
«The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore.»
Author: Dick Powell | Keywords: Hold Your, shave, switching
«The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.»
«When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, / And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; / Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; / And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.»
«The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.»
«The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held»

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