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«Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: every month, mom, screwed
«More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.»
«Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.»
Author: Greg Norman | About: Golf | Keywords: golf, golf course, screwed, work out
«The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.»
Author: Hugh Grant (Actor) | About: Movies | Keywords: Britain, screwed
«Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?»
Author: Richard M. Nixon (President) | Keywords: screwed
«Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?»

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