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«The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.»
Author: Gloria Steinem (Activist, Writer) | Keywords: free, off, piss, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, set, set free, set off, The Truth
«Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind»
Author: Keith Henson | Keywords: Information Age, into the wind, network, pissing, The Network
«Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark»
Author: Monty Python | Keywords: all-around, at bats, bat, batted, gold, highness, Highnesses, piss, pisses, pissing, shaft, shafting, shafts, shine, stream
«The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.»
Author: Bob Hope (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: back off, Bad News, coming back, Good News, Jesus, news, pissed, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off
«Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves»
Author: Karl Kraus (Critic, Journalist, Playwright, Poet) | About: Irony | Keywords: bays, Graves, ironies, irony, pissing, sentimental
«We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.»
Author: Robin Williams | Keywords: Americans, bomb, bombed, bombing, cities, piss, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, simple People
«When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off»
Author: Stephen King (Writer) | About: Religion | Keywords: answered, destroyed, family, farm, farms, get off the ground, ground, heavens, killed, kill off, kneeled, kneels, knelt, like thunder, pissed off, pisses, pissing, piss off, ruined, The Farm, thundered, thundering, voice, yelled
«You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Books | Keywords: fond, pissing
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