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«I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.»
«Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.»
Author: Evan Davis | Keywords: crying, pissed, pissed off, piss off
«I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!»
«If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet.»
Author: Tom Peters | Keywords: figured, pissed, pissed off, piss off
«The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.»
«Look. I was pissed off! That's all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real.»
Author: Eminem (Rapper) | Keywords: pissed, pissed off, point in time
«I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!»
«A lot of people don't want to make their own decisions. They're too scared. It's much easier to be told what to do. Americans talk so much about being individualistic, but they don't want you to be an individual because if you think for yourself then you're not going to be a part of any trend that they want you to be a part of. They don't want you to think for yourself. They tell you they do so that you're happy and you're stupid and you're sheep. Anybody intelligent enough to realize what America is, is not going to sit around and do nothing about it. They're going to be the same way that I am. They're going to be the same way our fans are. They're going to be pissed. These people are artists. These people are musicians. They're taking it out and trying to express it that way. The rest of the world, who are just willing to accept it, are gonna be doing their everyday jobs, and they're going to be trapped in a rut, and they're never gonna see it until the day they die, and they're gonna be disappointed when they don't go to heaven anyway 'cause they were too stupid to realize that it's not going to happen.»

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