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«Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.»
«I'm sorry, I sawed off the legs of the Periodic table, I re-elected the president. I did it, it was all my fault... I did many bad things and I am so sorry.»
Author: John S. Hall | Keywords: periodic, sawed-off, sawed
«The fall prime-time television lineup always looks so fastidious and ordered, laid out in a neat little grid like some periodic table of the situations.»

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