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«Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?»
Author: Alfred A. Montapert (Author) | Keywords: Monkeys
«If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?»
Author: Andy Dingley | Keywords: AOL, how come, infinite number, Monkeys, typewriters
«Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: gun, guns, Monkeys
«Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...»
Author: Finding Nemo | Keywords: dory, Monkeys
«If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.»
Author: James Goldsmith (Businessman, Politician, Publisher) | About: Money | Keywords: Monkeys, pay, peanuts
«Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.»
Author: Lord Raglan | About: Culture | Keywords: Monkeys, roughly
«If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.»
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington (Astronomer, Mathematician, Physicist) | Keywords: Army of, British Museum, Monkeys, museum, the British, typewriters
«Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys are about to operate the zoo, and the inmates are taking over the asylum.»
Author: Vance Havner | Keywords: ape, asylum, blowtorch, dynamite, inmate, inmates, Monkeys, operate, operating room, reminds, taking over, zoo, zoos
«Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there»
Author: Henry James | About: Animals | Keywords: Monkeys
«Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out»
Author: Douglas Adams (Writer) | Keywords: ford, fords, hamlet, Hamlets, infinite, infinite number, Monkeys, number, outside, script, Scripts, talk, talk to, worked
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