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«I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become.»
«If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.»
«It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.»
«I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.»
«It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent interference. If our monkey mischief should ever reach the point of blowing up the earth by decomposing an atom, and even annihilated the sun himself, I cannot really suppose that the universe would turn a hair.»
«I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections»
«I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's»
«I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey»
«In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice»
«If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?»

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