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«Earth cannot show so brave a sight, / As when a single soul does fence / The batteries of alluring sense / And Heaven views it with delight.»
Author: Andrew Marvell (Poet, Politician, Satirist) | Keywords: allure, allured, allures, alluring, batteries, battery, fence, views
«I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.»
Author: Bernard Manning | About: Christmas | Keywords: batteries, battery, included, note, toys
«Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'»
Author: Cynthia Nixon (Actress) | Keywords: batteries, battery, Carrie, come on, device, Miranda, operated, rabbit, replace, vibrator
«If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.»
Author: Nick Dipaolo | About: Illness | Keywords: AIDS, batteries, battery, car battery, hooking, monkey, The Black, The Cure
«Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Funny, Police | Keywords: acid, acids, arrested, batteries, battery, battery acid, charged, Fireworks, police
«Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: batteries, battery, car, car battery, guaranteeing, guarantees, live with, looking for, marriage
«After a hard day's of work,the night gives us an opportunity to take rest and relax. Thus, our batteries are re-charged and we are ready for the challenges of the next day. »
Author: Sam Veda | Keywords: batteries, battery, the next day
«Mind is the battery cell, Intelligence is the switch ?»
Author: Sri Sathya Sai Baba (Spiritual leader) | Keywords: batteries, battery, cell
«He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Ideas, Work | Keywords: batteries, battery, designed, diagram, diagrams, millionaire, multi
«I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: batteries, battery, bought, included
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