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«Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it»
Author: Gene Spafford
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amounts, awe-inspiring, diarrhea, elephants, excrement, herd, inspiring, massive, mind-boggling, performing, redirect
«There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane; either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do»
Author: Henry Kissinger
(Political scientist)
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airplane, anxious, diarrhea, row, sit back, sit in
«You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.»
«I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.»
Author: Lord Byron
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bites, diarrhea, have got, Mosquitoes, mule, pleasuring, Portuguese, rides, swears, swims, Tagus, The Mule
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