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Letter "D" » diaper
«I didn't want to be so shortsighted as to be worrying about diaper rash, and not taking care of bigger things, like nuclear war.»
«No one likes change but babies in diapers»
Author: Barbara Johnson | Keywords: babies, diaper, diapers, likes
«I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.»
«You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!»
«Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.»
«A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.»

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