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«My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.»
«People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls-poor girls, rich girls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me and telling me that Archie is just like their dad.»
«Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!»
«They fuck you up, your mum and dad. / They may not mean to, but they do. / They fill you with the faults they had / And add some extra, just for you.»
«My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?»
Author: Henry Youngman
(Comedian, Violinist)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
dad, New York City, The New York Times, the town, town drunk
«Mom and Dad can make the rulesAnd certain things forbid,But I can make them wish that theyhad never had a kid.»
«Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.»
«Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
dad, Dan, Dan Quayle, George, George W. Bush, George W, John McCain, mate, McCain, picked, proposition, Quayle, running mate, scary
«My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.»
«Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.»
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