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Letter "D" » dad
«I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.»
Author: Ann Richards (Governor, Politician) | Keywords: college, dad, dads
«I'm convinced there is an incredible advantage for kids who are raised in a home where they can be totally confident that Mom and Dad love each other»
Author: Jay Kesler | Keywords: confident, dad, incredible, mom, raised, totally
«I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy | About: Funny, Jealousy | Keywords: dad, fifth, fifths, grade, grades, jealous
«It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.»
Author: Joe Orton (Playwright) | Keywords: conception, dad
«Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.»
Author: Tim Allen (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: dad, incredible, mate, mom, sexy
«I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.»
Author: Courtney Love (Singer) | Keywords: dad, daughter, The Angels
«I used to try to make my head explode by holding my breath, thinking that if I blew up my head, they'd [mom and dad] be sorry.»
«Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | About: Mothers | Keywords: Beverly, Beverly Hills, dad, hills
«I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.»
«I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas»

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