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«Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer»
«Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.»
«There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.»
«Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists stand on each other's toes.»
«If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside»
Author: Robert Cringely
| About:
Automobiles,
Computers,
Evolution
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«For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.»
Author: Bill Bryson
(Writer)
| Keywords:
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«My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer»
«Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Computers
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«I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Mind
| Keywords:
blow, blow up, brain, computer, facts, go on, human mind, overload, overloaded, theory
«One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
box, cardboard, cardboard box, computer, humans, one box, sealed, sealing, seals, sit in, warehouse, warehouses
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