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«Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window»
Author: Steve Bluestone
| About:
Animals,
Dogs
| Keywords:
blow, car, car window, mad, notice, sticks, window
«Never have more children than you have car windows.»
«I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Racing
| Keywords:
bugging, bugs, car window, circles, driver, in circles, keep going, On the Radio, passenger, race car, radio, slow down, The Bug, tide, turn down, turn on
«There are many that I miss,having sent my last one out a car windowsparking along the road one night, years ago.»
«It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| Keywords:
car window
«Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
across, bolt, bolted, bolt of lightning, cars, car window, cities, confused, desert, driving, factories, head start, highway, imagining, in the middle, lightning, Lightning Strikes, stick, struck, window
«Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!»
«I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Play
| Keywords:
car window, harmonica, stick, window
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