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«What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: assume, asteroid, big, common, frog, hammer, hammered, hammering, hammers, hammer in, happens, hits, involving, judging, laboratories, laboratory, pretty, realistic, simulation, simulations, sledge, The Frogs
«Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: asteroid, As If, cackle, cackles, cackling, egg, egged, egging, egg on, hen, hens, laid, make noise, merely, noise, noised, noise like, proves, The Eggs
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