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«When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!»
Author: Bruce Aidells | Keywords: asleep, commit, drunk, fall asleep, Go To Heaven, sin
«I have seen old ships sail like swans asleep / Beyond the village which men still call Tyre.»
Author: James Elroy Flecker (Writer) | Keywords: asleep, ships, Swans, The Swan, The Village, tyre, village
«So, fall asleep love, loved by me...for I know love, I am loved by thee.»
Author: Robert Browning (Poet) | Keywords: asleep, by me, fall asleep
«No man can reveal to you nothing but that which already lies half-asleep in the dawning of your knowledge.»
Author: Kahlil Gibran (Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: asleep, dawning, reveal
«I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: asleep, blind, blind man, fall asleep, fell, felled, felling, fells, I Woke Up, kid, library, one day, pimple, pimples, plenty, reading, The Library, woke
«My passions are all asleep from my having slumbered till nearly eleven and weakened the animal fiber all over me to a delightful sensation about three degrees on this sight of faintness -- if I had teeth of pearl and the breath of lilies I should call it languor -- but as I am I must call it laziness. In this state of effeminacy the fibers of the brain are relaxed in common with the rest of the body, and to such a happy degree that pleasure has no show of enticement and pain no unbearable frown. Neither poetry, nor ambition, nor love have any alertness of countenance as they pass by me.»
Author: John Keats (Poet) | Keywords: alertness, All Over Me, animal fiber, asleep, by me, countenance, degrees, delightful, effeminacy, eleven, enticement, faintness, fibers, frown, languor, laziness, lilies, no show, pass by, pearl, relaxed, sensation, slumbered, The Animal, unbearable
«Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: asleep, blankets, fall asleep
«The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.»
Author: Soren Kierkegaard (Philosopher, Theologian) | Keywords: asleep, chimerical, fall asleep, first of all, indolence, laziness, relapse, relapses, remaining, wearied, witty
«One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Dreams, Television | Keywords: asleep, dish, fall asleep, satellite, satellites, TV show, TV shows
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