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«It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.»
Author: Warren Thomas | About: Funny | Keywords: go out, idiot, relaxes, relaxing, wife
«We learned last week we had no director. The executive committee then met (with the commissioners) but we were not told the reasons for Fred leaving. I wasn't aware of any problems and this sort of came out of the blue. He had been doing a good job, I thought, on our comprehensive plan and other projects.»
Author: Warren Thomas
«According to the caller, the party later identified as Moss acted in a suspicious manner, growling, making animalistic types of noises, salivating and repeatedly walking in to her car.»
Author: Warren Thomas
«At this point, we haven't drawn any conclusions with respect to cause of death.»
Author: Warren Thomas

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