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«If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Words | Keywords: Dictionaries, dictionary
«It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.»
«If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?»
«Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.»
«My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.»
«One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.»
«I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.»
«I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.»
«I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.»
«I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.»

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