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«It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: paint, small, Small World
«I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: falls, fall asleep, hate
«Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: breaks, coffee, coffee break, employees
«I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: back in time, coffee, instant, instant coffee, in time, microwave, microwave oven, oven
«My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: adopted, Darwin, evolution, theory, theory of, theory of evolution
«If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: forest, in jokes, joke, joked, laughs, nobody, take a joke, Tell
«I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: cholesterol, drive, drive in, fast, fasts, worry
«Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: amnesia, at the same time, deja vu, Having, Right Now, same
«Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: CAT, Cat in, Cat Who, curiosities, curiosity, Curiosity Killed the Cat, for a while, killed, suspect, The Cat, while
«The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: the Other
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