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Letter "R" » Red Skelton Quotes
«Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.»
«No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.»
«All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.»
«I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.»
«I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.»
«Congress: Bingo with billions»
«I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh.»
«God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.»
«Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.»
«A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'»