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Letter "P" » Phil Hartman Quotes
«I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.»
«He was eager to serve his country,»
«The chief would tell him, 'We certainly do. You get your butt back here safely.' »
«I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television].»
«Howl has certainly proved that the East Village sense of community has survived intact,»
«What we can do is try to encourage the idea that the East Village is as much a place as a state of mind ... So hopefully the community can be understood by anyone with the right attitude, be they from Hoboken or Tokyo.»
«I should have been a general a long time ago instead of shining a seat with my ass in Washington D.C. But, thanks to a certain master sergeant, I had a career reversal 20 years ago,»
«I got my uniform and my belts and I wanted to learn how to salute.»
«Wonderful Canadian family who gave me free Canadian Scotch daily,»
«A master sergeant in the Army is in danger of losing his lavish lifestyle when a Pentagon official threatens to close Fort Baxter,»

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