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«The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
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doctor, garage, garages, kisses, pacemaker, The Doctor, The Garage
«Take the back roads instead of the highways.»
«Howdeeeeee!»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
«God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
«Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!»
«Show business is made up of disappointments, and it's through life's disappointments that you grow.»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
«Once you've gotten used to performing, you can't give it up.»
Author: Minnie Pearl
(Comedian)
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