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«Rise above principal and do what's right.»
«Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.»
Author: Joseph Heller
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«Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.»
Author: Joseph Heller
«My drawings have been described as pre-intentionalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.»
«I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.»
Author: Joseph Heller
«Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.»
«[(CNN) --] Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy, ... Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts -- and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society?»
Author: Joseph Heller
«Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.»
Author: Joseph Heller
«[Catch22] specified that a concern for one's safety . . . was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.»
Author: Joseph Heller
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