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«He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.»
«Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.»
Author: Joseph Heller
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altogether, field, frankly, get out, industry, left field, private, Private industry, the government, The Industry
«Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.»
«Some men are born Mediocre men, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them»
Author: Joseph Heller
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achieve, Born, mediocre, men, some, thrust, thrusting, thrusts, thrust out
«I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.»
«But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.»
«We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.»
«The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them»
«Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.»
Author: Joseph Heller
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About us, complained, entertaining, heroism, killing, lots, ours, received, receiving, The War
«I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.»
Author: Joseph Heller
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examined, military service, unfit
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