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«If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.»
«You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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«If men have a smell it's usually an accident.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«glorious absence of sophistication.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way.' »
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
«We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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«I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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