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Letter "J" » Jay Leno Quotes
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«It's the second time that I've driven the pace car. It's fun running into that 31-degree banking. Usually when you're at 31 degrees in a car, it's because you're wrecking.»
«I believe this is the first time in the history of the race where the pace car has more horsepower than the actual race car. So theoretically, I could blow them into the weeds.»
«You sound like my wife. I have about 80 cars. It's getting a little silly.»
«I had the Z 06 Corvette on the track the other night. It's pretty cool to be driving at 145-150 mph with the air conditioning on and listening to satellite radio. I don't think the real guys get to do that.»
«Obviously this guy didn't know what he was doing. A Ferrari Enzo won't leave the road at 160 mph unless you're doing something wrong.»
«Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?»
«I just got a phone call that Tom Cruise had a baby girl about two minutes ago. No joke.»
«Hurricane season is less than two months away. There's no joke here. I just wanted to give FEMA a heads up.»
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