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«In 2009, I'll be 59 years old and will have had this dream job for 17 years, ... I felt that the timing was right to plan for my successor and there is no one more qualified than Conan.»
«Plus, I promised Mavis (his wife) I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60,»
«I do a lot of work for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and I'm on their board. And the other night I did Jay's show ... The Tonight Show.»
«[The comedian said he was prompted to do the free show after hundreds of Strip employees lost their jobs when hotel occupancies plummeted after the attacks.] All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses, ... We have to turn this situation around.»
«We had an idea today, we're going to invite every single person running for governor to be in our audience on September 22nd, ... So on September 22nd, if you're running, if you're a legitimate candidate, all 200, we have 300 seats, we'll let everybody in. And Gary Coleman, don't worry we will have a booster seat.»
«This morning on the 405 [freeway] I saw a Minnesota Vikings sex cruise go by.»
«In 2009, I'll be 59 years old and will have had this dream job for 17 years. I felt that the timing was right to plan for my successor and there is no one more qualified than Conan.»
«Plus, I promised Mavis (his wife) I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60.»
«It was very funny. It was agony for him when it was 'stolen' from the yard. Women think it's so cruel. Guys think it's hilarious. It's a guy thing I guess.»
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