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«There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.»
Author: Jack Black
«Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.»
«I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.»
Author: Jack Black
«The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.»
Author: Jack Black
«We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.»
Author: Jack Black
«Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine.»
Author: Jack Black
«I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.»
Author: Jack Black
«Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?»
Author: Jack Black
«You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.»
Author: Jack Black
«It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.»
Author: Jack Black

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