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Letter "G" » George Carlin Quotes
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«If the Reds were baseball's first team, who did they play?»
«If you?re reading it in a book, folks, it ain?t self-help. It?s help.»
«If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?»
«I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved -- to teach it, probably, ... Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there ... a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.»
«Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it!»
«I believe you can joke about anything.»
«You get to play with people's little danger zones.»
«Think about it,»
«I'm the creative type,»
«Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People»
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