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«Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.»
«In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.»
«There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.»
«People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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«How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?»
«What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?»
«Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.»
«A child develops individuality long before he discovers taste»
«Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.»
«I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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