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«There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.»
«Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: carousel, luggage, notice, piece
«Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: housework, kill
«When humor goes, there goes civilization.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Civilization
«Never have more children than you have car windows.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: car, car window, windows
«Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.»
«I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.»
«There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.»
«Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.»
«I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''»

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