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«Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: backward, dinner, Weird
«Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: finished, join
«Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can»
Author: Elsa Maxwell
«Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.»
«I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: deliberately, dish, sauce
«Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: bores, cemetery
«The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil»
«A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.»
«I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell
«Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell

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