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«I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?»
Author: Dylan Moran
«Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.»
Author: Dylan Moran
«Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop»
Author: Dylan Moran
«I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.»
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«I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?»
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