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«You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'»
«If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.»
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«We made a mistake. It's as simple as that,»
Author: Dave Berry
«We would love to be able to help the high-school kids out and make a nice donation for down there,»
Author: Dave Berry
«Swift is hiring, and if there are qualified drivers, we will get them employed right away. They may want to get home and see if they can drive for the company they worked for before. . . . If they meet our qualifications, we will hire them.»
Author: Dave Berry
«It's a good rumor, but it's just that, a rumor.»
Author: Dave Berry
«[Early last year, banks were out of favor and then rebounded when the biotech and technology sectors crashed in first quarter 2000.] Fads end eventually and value suddenly mattered again, ... The bank group outperformed the broad market in third, fourth and first quarter of this year.»
Author: Dave Berry
«Fads end eventually and value suddenly mattered again. The bank group outperformed the broad market in third, fourth and first quarter of this year.»
Author: Dave Berry
«No other plant built three different cars at the same time.»
Author: Dave Berry
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