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«I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate? Their house have wheels.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«It's an investment, so to speak. It's that human contest. In five, 10 years, if I wanted to go back and do a theater there, I'd be able to. People would go, 'Yeah, man, he came here. It was awesome,'»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.»
Author: Carlos Mencia
«God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.»
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