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«I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex»
Author: David Lodge | About: Relationships | Keywords: bears, masturbation, sport, working out
«I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you.»
«I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.»
«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
«I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this is heaven to no one else but me.»
«I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.»
«I spend a great deal of time with the President. We have a very close, personal, loyal relationship. I'm not, as they say, a potted plant in these meetings.»
«I think I have a love for TV hosts. I can't help it. Ted Koppel was my first crush when I was three. Then I was in love with David Letterman. He's my sweetheart. But now I've got my Tom.»
«I studied the lives of great men and famous women; and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work.»
«I only desire sincere relations with the worthiest of my acquaintance, that they may give me an opportunity once in a year to speak the truth.»

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