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«There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.»
Author: Bjarne Stroustrup | About: Computers, Technology
«Never trust a computer which you cannot lift»
Author: Dave Boulton | About: Computers, Trust
«Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it.»
Author: Don Rittner | About: Computers
«They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.»
Author: Janet Reno | About: Computers, Technology | Keywords: Computers, destruction, Mass, weapons
«There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.»
Author: Ken Olson (Businessman, Founder) | About: Computers | Keywords: computer, For any
«Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.»
Author: Linus Torvalds (Computer engineer, Programmer) | About: Computers, Software | Keywords: software, the software
«My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes.»
Author: Sally Poplin | About: Computers | Keywords: bureau, bureaus
«Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.»
Author: Isaac Asimov (Biochemist, Writer) | About: Computers | Keywords: competently, computer program, inhumanity, programmed, smoothly
«My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer»
Author: Ashleigh Brilliant (Author, Cartoonist) | About: Computers | Keywords: computer
«Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Computers, Humor | Keywords: press
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