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«I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: bothers, Fuckin, shut, smoke, suggest
«Knowledge of the sciences is so much smoke apart from the heavenly science of Christ»
Author: John Calvin (Statesman, Theologian) | Keywords: heavenly, sciences, smoke, the sciences
«I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.»
Author: Michelle Pfeiffer | Keywords: nonsmoker, packs, smoke, smoker, smokers
«If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.»
Author: Thomas S. Foley | Keywords: Drunk driving, smoke, tax
«I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: Back To Reality, bubble, bubble up, bubbling, chosen, entertain, eternal life, evening, fantasy, hurling, hurls, life eternal, non, pass on, pop, popped, popping, pops, pop in, pop up, smoke, smoker, smokers
«I smoke all the time, one after the other.»
Author: Greta Garbo (Actress) | Keywords: smoke
«Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.»
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (Judge, Jurist) | Keywords: a great deal, great deal, lawyers, shoveling, smoke
«It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: asleep, awake, refrain, refrained, refraining, refrains, smoke
«I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: cigar, smoke
«I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: make it, rule, sleeping, smoke, smokes, smoke out
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