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«If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.»
Author: Alex Agase | About: Advice | Keywords: advise, afternoon, Monday, Right Thing, Saturday, seconds
«If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.»
Author: Bruce Willis (Actor, Producer) | Keywords: seconds
«I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.»
«I have 30 seconds to tell you I have been waiting 60 years to get on this stage.»
Author: Ray Walston (Actor) | Keywords: get on, seconds
«I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds or least I'm free nothing else matter»
Author: Vin Diesel (Actor) | Keywords: mile, quarter, seconds, ten seconds
«If insemination were the sole biological function of sex, it could be achieved far more economically in a few seconds of mounting and insertion. Indeed, the least social of mammals mate with scarcely more ceremony. The species that have evolved long-term bonds are also, by and large, the ones that rely on elaborate courtship rituals. . . . Love and sex do indeed go together.»
«Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Food | Keywords: Elizabeth I, Elizabeth Taylor, seconds, Taylor
«Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Food | Keywords: seconds
«I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.»
«If you can fill the unforgiving minute / With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, / Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, / And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!»

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