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«To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.»
Author: Bill Bryson
(Writer)
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cow, cowed, cows, Friends Forever, in return, PET, pets, tired of
«You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets»
«Standardized testing has become the arbiter of social mobility, yet there is more regulation of the food we feed our pets that of the tests we give our kids»
Author: Robert Schaeffer
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arbiter, arbiters, feed, mobility, pets, regulation, regulations, standardized, testing, tests
«Maybe I'll live my whole life just getting by. Maybe I'll be discovered; maybe I'll be colonized. You could try to train me like a pet, you could try to teach me to behave, I'll tell you that I haven't learned it yet, I ain't gonna sit, I ain't gonna»
Author: Ani Difranco
(Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer)
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behave, colonize, colonized, PET, pets, train
«I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.»
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