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«What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup -- that's good in bed.»
«Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.»
«People always ask me who does my lips. I say my mom did them. They're real.»
«There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never been an adequate American reason for doing anything. When actions are judged, they go before the bar of God, where Mom and the Flag closely flank His presence.»
Author: Jonathan Raban
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adequate, American flag, closely, compulsion, expediency, flank, flanks, mom, on the side, presence of God, The Angels, the bar
«When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!»
«When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.»
Author: Liz Winston
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bathed, bathes, bathing, bathing cap, cap, capped, caps, diaphragm, mom
«My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance»
«My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.»
«Phoebe: My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.»
«So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.»
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