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«It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter, because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary; it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the ordinary.»
Author: David Bailey
(Photographer)
| Keywords:
invent, painter, photographer, photographers, photography
«In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them. And if they do not have a real enemy, they will invent one in order to mobilize us.»
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
(Activist, Monk, Writer)
| About:
Government
| Keywords:
governments, invent, mobilize, mobilized, mobilizes, mobilizing, rallies, rally, rallying, U.S. government
«If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.»
Author: Voltaire
(Philosopher, Writer)
| About:
God,
Human Nature,
Religion
| Keywords:
him, invent, necessaries, necessary
«If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.»
«In a revolution, as in a novel. the most difficult part to invent is the end.»
Author: Alexis de Tocqueville
(Historian, Political scientist)
| Keywords:
invent, novel, revolution
«I like my job because it involves learning. I like being around smart people who are trying to figure out new things. I like the fact that if people really try they can figure out how to invent things that actually have an impact.»
Author: Bill Gates
(Entrepreneur, Founder)
| About:
Learning
| Keywords:
figure out, impact, invent, involves, smart
«If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them - you can't help it; and then it will take you the rest of the book to get them out of the natural consequences of that occurrence, and so»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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«I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Television
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«If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist.»
«If God didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.»
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