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«A vitamin is a substance that makes you ill if you don't eat it.»
«I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.»
Author: Clarence Darrow (Lawyer, Speaker, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Eat It, glad, liked, spinach
«The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.»
Author: Edward Koch (Author, Mayor) | About: Food, Funny | Keywords: Eat It, lose weight
«I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.»
«Food, one assumes, provides nourishment: but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction»
«Explaining something sensible to Lord Killanin is akin to explaining something to a cauliflower. The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.»
«Howbeit there is not in every man that knowledge: for some with conscience of the idol unto this hour eat it as a thing offered unto an idol; and their conscience being weak is defiled.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: defiled, Eat It, idol
«But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments; / And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: / I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: abhor, ague, appoint, consume, Eat It
«I live for meeting with men in suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I'm entertaining them, and I know that they know.»
«The dog in the haystack can't eat the hay himself and he won't let the horse eat it either»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: Eat It, hay, haystack, haystacks, The Hay

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