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«Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine»
Author: David Moulton | Keywords: beer, served, urine
«prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into»
«You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer»
«There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer»
Author: Joan Goldstein | Keywords: beer, nerves
«Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.»
«They who drink beer will think beer.»
Author: Washington Irving (Writer) | Keywords: beer
«Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? It's a beautiful world all right.»
«Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: beer, smell, Son
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»

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