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«Language is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.»
Author: Gustave Flaubert (Novelist) | About: Language | Keywords: bears, beat, beat out, cracked, kettle, Long To, tunes
«It is hard work to be good when you are very little and very hungry, and have many sticks to beat you, and no mother's lips to kiss you»
Author: Marie Louise De La Ramee | Keywords: beat, hungry, lips, sticks
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: anymore, ass, beat, car, do drugs, drugs, drug use, Great Houses, honestly, kids, laughed, Laugh It Off, laugh off, murdered, popular, raped, raping, robbed, sorry, went
«I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: beat, beat about, beat in, beat out, beat up, club, clubbed, head, join, The Beat, The Club
«I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: beat, horses, played, seven
«It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.»
Author: Muhammad Ali (Activist, Boxer) | About: Jobs | Keywords: beat, grass, pound, sand, The Sand, waves
«One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | About: Mind | Keywords: beat, one-man, ten
«It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: ages, balls, ball game, Ball games, beat, beating, civilized, considerable, games, imposed, kick, kicking, noteworthy, organize, played, preventing, wives
«I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Animals | Keywords: beat, birds, hop, hopped, hopping, hops, hop up, innocent, merrily, move around, moving around, pipe, piped, pipe in, piping, plotting, secretly, shoe, steel, steels, watching, window
«I will beat thee into handsomeness»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | About: Literature | Keywords: beat, handsomeness
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