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«Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind»
Author: Bulgarian Proverb | About: Opportunity | Keywords: bald, beard, seize
«Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.»
Author: Jimmy Breslin | About: Men, Politics, Presidency, Teachers and teaching | Keywords: act on, bald, disagreeable
«New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon (Actor) | Keywords: bald, bald eagle, cars, Considering, eagle, eggs, encouraging, Faberge, jar, jars, magazine, ounce, powered, reported, scientist, yeah
«The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.»
Author: Jorge Luis Borges (Essayist, Poet) | Keywords: bald, comb, combs
«Tall, bald, and pouch-eyed, with a velvet voice, a droll wit and the face of a cunning bloodhound a performer who made audiences twitter and roar with subtle ease.»
Author: Robert D. McFadden | Keywords: bald, bloodhound, droll, eyed, pouch, roar, twitter, twittering, velvets
«RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce (Editor, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: bald-headed, bald, bank account, liaison, liaisons, offspring, The Offspring
«Opportunity has hair in front; behind she is bald; if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but, if suffered to escape, not Jupiter himself can catch her again»
Author: Latin Proverb | About: Opportunity | Keywords: bald, forelock, Jupiter
«There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: bald-headed, bald, headed, instances
«There's no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: bald, by nature, no Time, recover
«Old Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton, Time.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: bald, clock, old time, setter, sexton
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