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«My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: lunatic, my father, profound
«And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: board, boarded, boarding, Board of, connected, electricity, Let There Be Light, There was, Thursday, Thursdays
«Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: quietly
«Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: all in, in working order, worn
«When she saw the sign `Members only' she thought of him.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: saw, sign
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | About: Beauty | Keywords: beholder, beholders, Eye of, Eye of the Beholder
«I can speak Esperanto like a native.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: Esperanto, native
«How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: army, eleven, foot
«This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | About: Silence | Keywords: escape from, louder, The Silence, way out
«I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: Body of, eighteen, fridge, The Fridge
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