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«I don't see color, I see conquests.[Samantha]»
«Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.Carrie: I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.»
«Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage. [Big]»
«Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them! [Samantha]»
«Charlotte: [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.Carrie: Excuse me?Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!»
«I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.' [Miranda]»
«Samantha: Like it?s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!!Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying.Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo?Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic.Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?»
«Samantha: Who do you have to fuck to get chemo around here?»
Author: Sex and the City (TV series) | Keywords: fuck
«You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! [Samantha]»
«I'm living with skid-marks guy.[Miranda]»

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